Chatroulette!

Sometimes you stumble across something and you know it’s bad. A site which has webcam, voice and typing with instant searching for random people doing the same will lead to no good. It will just be an epic quest for boobs. You know it, I know it. Despite this I couldn’t help but be enthralled by it for three days.

Yes, that is a stranger in a rather fetching paper mask at the top, and me in my rainbow shades at the bottom. A lot of strange things are seen on this site. I’ve seen people with horses heads, people dressed in gimp outfits and a man with a shoe on his head. Usually these get ups lead to disturbing conversation branches. Isn’t she wonderful? I was scared at this point.

I think one advantage of the webcam is that you can have the expressions of what people do, say, type. It makes for quite amusing results. I tend to get people laughing at the shades, calling me Russian, a girl or shout Naruto because of the poster. That is when they aren’t posting ‘pole’ and ‘tits or GTFO’ every 3 seconds.

Just think about it. When I go on this I’m sitting on a chair waiting about. Some people are wearing masks all night as they hunt their prey, some are waiting to show meatspin. The quick process of disconnecting and reconnecting means you will cross about twenty people in a minute. Most people disconnect straight off, it is a brutal cruel world out there. People without cameras usually get instant chop, I tried it and nowhere wanted to know from me. The non cam ones are also the ones most likely to throw insults. Brave brave children.

Grils do exist on the site, I think this is why 90% of men are on this thing. They have that craving for things they don’t have. Usually instant disconnection is the result. A cruel world indeed. Some girls are willing to do almost anything though which is quite surprising. I was surprised anyway to see things I don’t think I should have been seeing but I couldn’t do anything they were too quick. Also lots of preloaded fake girls on too, they will try to make a fool of you but I never fell for them, I wasn’t playing that game.

Cuddly toys playing character in the camera is another popular thing on the site. I tried it and most people laughed. You see, Naruto is funny!
An odd website indeed. You will get people in masks, people screaming, people asking you for a song and then play it for you on guitar, discussions about anime and games because of my Naruto poster, naked girls, naked guys, gimps, dancing, someone who draws you. What a fascinating place, I’ve had some quite funny moments on there and made a couple of friends too! If you push aside the seedy types it can be a fun place to explore. Like a one night stand you usually discuss then pass them by, this rarely happens in the real world, just an internet thing. Watch out now though, because as people learn of this place, disgusting pictures are replacing people and a slew of pornos.
Delve in for something truly bizarre, but watch out… you may see goatse.