Bang! At home. Bang! In Liverpool. Bang! In class. Bang! 22. Bang! September ends. Enough with the shooting from place to place, please. It caused my world to go black and white when the Nerf bullets hit my head, then I looked like one of those pretentious jerks who like to go monochrome with acoustic. At least I don’t have a beard yet. Bang! Beard. Continue reading
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Release Date: 5th September 2011
Director: Tomas Alfredson
Rating: 15
Studio Canal, Working Title Films, Optimum Releasing
The MI5 isn’t all exotic locations, car chases and picking up hot chicks. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy shows us a more accurate representation of being a spy in the miserable grey Britain. Lots of walking, talking and old men make up a film which will enlighten, confuse and thrill. Explosions not included. Continue reading
The Snare was too much to resist. A sleek sci-fi design pulled me in, and the not so monstrous price of forty quid had me rushing to the check out. My fourth pair of large headphones, let’s rock! Or dance, or disco. Continue reading
You give me ten pounds and you stop talking. That is how it works isn’t it?
The Mars Bar. Thick and packed full of chocolatey goodness. One is just right, a King Size pushes the limits, two Mars bars is too much. How does the triple swing? The promise of triple layered Mars is too much to resist, yet have that sickly squelching feeling before even opening the thing. Can any human being enjoy this dangerous sugar intake without passing out into a sugar induced coma? I took a bite for the team. Continue reading
Queens Of The Stone Age – Rated RX Deluxe Edition
Release Date: 6th June 2000, 3rd August 2010 (Re-release)
Genre: Metal
Interscope
Real fuckin heavy.
Just go away. Burn away. Fade away. Fly away. Break away. Blast away. Snap in two.
Naruto Shippuden Box Set 2
Release Date: 9th August 2010
Covers episodes 14-26
Director: Hayato Date
Rating: 12
Manga/Studio Pierrot
Naruto Shippuden got off to a slow padded start and Box Set 2 continues to keep it up. Drag the source material to breaking point. Rape it. Rape it good. Amidst this stalling the excitement of the source material still manages to crawl out form the wreckage, offering even a few moments of pure ecstasy which makes Naruto so addictive. The fights between Naruto’s team and Akatsuki go full throttle. Five miles per hour full throttling. Continue reading
Bleach Volume 35: Higher Than The Moon
Story and Art: Tite Kubo
Release Date: 3rd October 2008
Covers Chapters 306-315
Shonen Jump /Viz Media
Cleanup in Heuco Mundo! The Espada are falling like flies and it just leaves brute captain Kenpachi versus tough skinned Nnoitora before everyone can go home and eat some cake. Perhaps. Nothing is ever straight forward in the world of Bleach after all… Continue reading
The jewellery box found in the bottom of a box, tightly shut and ominously ringing. With a crack and a whistle is popped open revealing the treasure inside.
