The green text looks glow in the dark rather than minty fresh. Imagine if the chocolate actually glowed once the lights went out? It wouldn’t be the kind of thing you want in your mouth, but it would be cool. And useful in a black out. I think in 2012 we aren’t allowed such treats, the days of glow in the dark Coco Pops are no more. Continue reading
The Fillet Box Meal is a pretty sweet deal at KFC, isn’t it? A fillet burger, one piece of chicken, one side, one portion of chips and a drink. That’s enough to fill any normal junk food craving being up. But it won’t fill a gladiator, oh no. Continue reading
Man Sized Buttons! Not big enough for puny women. Or something. They’re bigger than my coat buttons so I’m starting to feel a little uneasy about my man status. Apparently great for Sports Night In, car journeys and action movies! Bring them instead of beer and feel the manly embrace. Or a beating. Continue reading
A few days ago the Cadbury Oreo bar found its way into my mouth. It was a casual passing of chocolate without any notion from the chocolate sharer that it was a Oreo special. The soft white creamy filling and crunchy biscuit with the smooth layer of Cadbury’s chocolate makes for a heavenly combo. I’m sure this is what it tastes like inside people’s mouths up there. Which sounds a bit gross, but it isn’t! Continue reading
Meet the big beef melt, basically a burger on a sub. The circle is complete. Healthier than McDonalds? Well, you can put some olives on it.
Tastes quite good, despite being soft and pale looking, and I found it quite unsettling when I witnessed the hard slab of beef heated up into an edible format within thirty seconds. Bit like those instant burgers you buy in the supermarket, but with less grit. Yummy.
Mmm, sweet lemonade, oh pink lemonade. Lucozade’s latest experiment takes us to sweeter pastures with lemons and berries. The pink juice looks so wonderfully toxic. Continue reading
Mars Caramel, doesn’t a normal Mars bar already contain caramel? This Caramel version packs more of the stuff anyway, so much of the stuff you’ll probably end up with seriously sticky fingers! Continue reading
Nacho Stacker, sounds pretty crunchy! The latest experiment from KFC brings another popular junk food item into the mix, so now we have a junk food combustion! I can already hear my gut whining. Continue reading
You see share bag Hershey’s on the shelf and it’s time to get excited. Cookies’n'Creme and Extra Creamy Milk Chocolate are the delights on offer and so being the greedy sugar powered monster that I am, I grabbed both. The best chocolate to munch to while enjoy people getting their heads splattered against walls in Dredd. But these aren’t cinema friendly. God damn wrappers! Continue reading
Nestle have brought back Vice Versas! I don’t actually remember them so they are brand spanking new to me, but for all those oldies out there, you can once again enjoy white/milk chocolate and milk/white chocolate shell and choc centre combos! Like yin and yang. Or sober and wasted on the floor in a corner after… nevermind. Too much contrast. Continue reading