The Endless Train To Nowhere

Actually stops at Church & Oswaldtwistle station. The passengers are left here, stranded, and the train continues its endless trek. Choo choo.

What This Is

This is a product of media consumption. I will sit on your lap and take your wares if you put it forth.

Idiot

An idiot stumbles when they take risks. But at least they take them.

 

Don’t Think Too Much

It’s only social genocide.

My Head Is Like A Broken Washing Machine

It just won’t stop spinning.

And I’m wearing pants over my hair.

Enter Shogun

Meet the Shogun. A strong warrior with great willpower and stamina, he has come to aid me in my quest of writing.

And the great man said:

Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora!

 

 

God damn pop culture references.

Without Instructions

I’m just another clueless brat.

Samsung Galaxy Ace S5830

New contract, new phone, oh yeah! Before it was a Samsung something or other and I’m now dealing with the mighty Samsung Galaxy Ace. £10.50 a month from £15.50 and a super up to date piece of kit I’ll probably never figure out. Gotta text, gotta call, but screw the rest. With so many apps that look to have hidden charges I’m too scared to touch anything else… It feels a lot nicer though! Just don’t ask me to google something for you.  The android might break out and kill me; these phones are built from those machines.

I don’t need any numbers this time, I actually managed to sort it out properly. That was a real nightmare wasn’t it? Some people still don’t forgive me for all that wasted time. It’s why I keep my door locked at night.

With One Hundred Million

How many friends would I make in a day?

 

One hundred million points on Tetris that is.