Photo 75: Overground

It’s so much better above ground.

 

Photo 74: Underground

Instead of building up, people should build down. It’s underground!

Photo 73: The Future Is Bright

The future is now.

Photo 72: Follow The Hands

It’s rather unusual to see something unusual in Oswaldtwistle. We’ve had an Ossywood sign propped up in a field and a man involved with a horse on an intimate level (wasn’t me), but other than that everything stays still. The butchers don’t sell special meat and the residents don’t take part in pogo stick beatings (That’s Blackburn). So when something is off, it’s really off. Like the chalk hands on the floor, pointing into the dark side of the Twistle.

Photo 71: The Cinema Of The Dead

Fully booked, you just can’t see them. But they’re there, you can tell by the sudden chills that shuffle on by. And when something starts stroking your leg… just me?

Thanks to Janine Simone for capturing the emptiness of the cinema. It’s just like those adverts with the creaky chairs and dusty customers. Brr. 

Photo 70: Dark & Dank

Where are we? Why are we here? What’s going to happen? I can’t tell, It’s too dark and we can’t reach the light.

Photo 69: The Vase Of Teddies

Just remember to keep them watered so they don’t start eating one another. There’s two in the back doing a 69. Bagpuss and Punch.

Photo 68: Personal Jesus

The original action hero. Give him to your kids and watch them make him pull off new miracles. Who knew Jesus could fly? And also dates Barbie. 

Photo 67: Fly Trap

Mystery man dumps a maggot infested carpet somewhere within Oswaldtwistle, and so began the fly outbreak. Reminds me of when a friend and I dropped some fishing bait at his house. Many fun times were had. But this incident wasn’t our fault!

Home is where the flies are.

Photo 66: Midget Finger Punk Ready To Funk

With his spiky Mohawk, Blue Monday is a true punk, even though he’s only the size of a  fat spider. Favourite artist is Adele. So fucking punk.