‘For sale; just for ten quick-firing viewers is the muscle medicine! You too can pump it up with the best of them. The rest of them! With just one tablet a day you’ll be stronger than a moose and heavier than a fort lift truck!’ Mike furiously explained as he waved his arms towards the small white bottles on the table with a glittery logo with the image of a half-naked man grinning as the label. His work partner Patrice sat on the table in an attempted sexy pose, as sexy as can be in standard white shirt, black trousers and tied back blonde hair. It was the company outfit Mike had to wear too, clean and efficient presenters selling goods to the viewers. There was no audience; the two just spent their time talking into the cameras. A live catalogue of depleting stock though the stock didn’t really deplete.
‘I would fall for any man who grinds this stuff inside them. A big muscle-bound body is something I would look for in a man, unlike this chump over here!’ Patrice beamed shaking one of the bottles side to side for extra appeal. The calls came through in the back room so they could only learn of the sales through little headsets clipped onto their ears. Mike frowned as the little buzzes of information poured into his head. Continue reading