!

Stop loitering around here and do something else, you jerk!

I see you hanging around here every day. You just sit around my window sucking lollipops and listening to Bad Pop. What a terrible band! At least listen to Domestic Violence if you are going to hang around here!

Old lady Beatrice can’t take it no more. Her head is delicate from old age and she thinks loitering is ok now. Why does she stand outside there with you? Tell her to come back in, please. Tea’s ready, I’m sure she will come back one day.

Maybe I’ll come out too.

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