Ah why is it so hot? Maybe I should get a fan. Ah, but it’s April, why is it so hot? This house. Always so hot. Has someone turned the heating on? ‘It’s cold so I turned the heating on’, says our attic genie. Ah, we don’t have an attic.
I need a bucket full of ice, but we got rid of all the ice.
Maybe I’ll just lie down on the roof. But there’s a genie on the roof. He doesn’t give wishes, he emits heat. I hate you genie.