The government should grant me some money to study the art of being a delinquent, It would be a beneficial and eye-opening paper everyone has been waiting for. Seriously. And I won’t use ‘that’ word again this month. Maybe.
This month I wonder if I can slow down time. Only one month and a week of the summer holidays left! Five more weeks of living in paradise.
Last year I spent most of August with a bloody nose. This August should be a bit different.