Today I decided to stalk myself. It was exciting as first as I tried to predict my every move, but then I became cautious and a little paranoid as I was aware of someone watching me. I started to run and the chase was on. A chase I couldn’t lose and a chase I couldn’t win. I wondered how I could be a little more subtle in my approach to analysing my every move, perhaps I would shut my mind off and block out the very thought of what I was undergoing.
But that was stupid. This is stupid. And I now watch myself type.