Turbo Tango

I’ve avoided Turbo Tango for a while now. The bizarre shape and warning labels confused me and the thought of a foamy drink wasn’t one of thirst quenching. Like a beer made entirely from froth. But the radical nature of the whole product eventually drew me in. And now I’m covered in foam.

Put the little pipe into your mouth and press down for sherbet tasting foam. It shoots out right into the mouth. It’s not refreshing, just sour. Lasts a while, but it isn’t a beautiful long life. It doesn’t blow up, it peters out slowly.

Not very dangerous. Just sitting with a blank expression then sticking it right on in. Then spray. You don’t even have to tilt.

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