Bavaria Holland 0.0% Premium Original Non Alcoholic Beer

Non alcoholic beer for those who… for those who… I don’t know. Why would you drink beer if it doesn’t make you drunk unless it’s top-tier stuff? This tastes of the cheap kind mixed with tin and leaves that rancid stink breath. Imagine going home to your other half and trying to explain that you haven’t had a drop when they get a whiff of that stench.  I’d rather have a Coke, sweet and true. One for those kids who don’t know any better. Give them a few of these and watch them pretend to be wasted. Wheeee!

0.0% joy. Probably better in a bottle. Aren’t they all? Least it didn’t give me a hangover, the absinthe I had afterwards did that.

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