Sinking Through Garbage…

I’m drowning in my own words, a sea of black inky nonsense keeping me under. There is no use following the current, there is no current. And the only island to wash ashore to is The Island Of Clutter, a place as suffocating as the deep black sea of words. I don’t want to go back to that place, it would be too much like clockwork. 

Thankfully I can hold my breath for approximately eighteen months, three weeks, twenty-two hours, thirty-five minutes and twenty-nine seconds in these murky depths. And as I sink, I see a shimmering gap below. It might be nothing, or a portal to another world.  Whatever the case, I dive inside, straight on through to the other side… 

Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy

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Release Date: 9th July 2004
Director: Adam McKay 
Rating: 15
Apatow Productions, DreamWorks Pictures 

Ron Burgundy is the man. He brings the news to everyone in San Diego and he does it with charm and devilishly good looks. If we had a reporter like Ron Burgundy on the BBC, I’d be on it 24/7. It’s the hair that does it.  Continue reading

Welcome To The N.H.K

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Welcome To The N.H.K
Release Date: 9th January 2012 (UK)
24 Episodes
Director: Yusuke Yamamoto 
Rating: 15
MVM Films, Gonzo

The N.H.K is a conspiracy out to get us all. With all the consumerism taking importance in our lives, we no longer want to go out and we start to become socially inept. The world needs shut ins so those who aren’t have someone to look down on so they can get through their own lives. The N.H.K is out to get you. It may already have.  Continue reading