Super Power

He shot lasers from his naval.



No longer a Twitter exclusive, here is ‘Purchase’:

She bought true love from a vending machine. It jammed.



And here is a bonus story called ‘Prostitute’:

Grandma got stuck in Prague.


At The End Of The World

At the end of the world everyone will start writing about it, but everyone will get it wrong. The world will end due to a giant cheese cake falling from the planet of giants, smothering us all. These short stories and poems will only come to confuse future generations as they try to uncover what happened, they’ll just ignore that leftover smell of cake. They should be entertained at least. Continue reading