He shot lasers from his naval.
The world was in danger, but the hero was lost in a department store.
And so, that was how the world came to an end.
Why hello there, what do we have here? It looks like it’s time to have a party. In your eye-socket. Continue reading
She drowned her sorrows with acid.
No longer a Twitter exclusive, here is ‘Purchase’:
She bought true love from a vending machine. It jammed.
And here is a bonus story called ‘Prostitute’:
Grandma got stuck in Prague.
At the end of the world everyone will start writing about it, but everyone will get it wrong. The world will end due to a giant cheese cake falling from the planet of giants, smothering us all. These short stories and poems will only come to confuse future generations as they try to uncover what happened, they’ll just ignore that leftover smell of cake. They should be entertained at least. Continue reading
After they burnt books they started burning people. It was the only way to stop information from getting out. After they finished they burnt themselves.